The Malcolm Uphill

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  Lavinia Thomas

  ·1 month ago

  “My bbq type sauce didn't look so good. It was replaced but it was put on another table, the man who received it wasn't happy to give it up to me! The member of staff saw me a female then put it on a males table...ummm not paying attention. Toilets were nice and clean.”

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  Chris

  ·2 months ago

  “Food & drinks served in good time by friendly staff Air conditioning good but might need a light top as a bit chilly”

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  George Rill

  ·4 months ago

  “I ordered some food here and it arrived barely warm, it was clear it had been sitting around for a while and it was just reheated. And no less it was half a portion honestly ridiculous. The waiter looked at the portion and me and knew there was an issue but I didn’t want to cause an issue. Spending money is a scam.”

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  Selina

  ·5 months ago

  “Maddie one of your employees was wonderful! Super friendly and lovely and handled a intense situation with a reactive individual incredibly professionally and compassionately. She made the experience wonderful and kept us all comfortable whilst it was going on and I'd like to say a personal thank you to her for handling it so amazingly! :)”

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  Clarke Evans

  ·5 months ago

  “the kitchen made the breakfast fantastic and the girl who brought my drink over was very polite and a lovely girl. I definitely recommend here. Nice cozy place and love coming here. Egg was perfect.”

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  Roger Nash

  ·8 months ago

  “Just around the corner from Caerphilly’s bus and train station. Open from 08:00 and the bar at 09:00. Friendly staff with Coal Mine booths. Tidy Spoons.”

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  Markus Künzel

  ·2 years ago

  “This restaurant seems to be very popular with the locals. It gets busy during the week, but on the weekends it is really hard to get a table. The interior is typical Wetherspoons, but in this restaurant it is already very outdated and really needs to be replaced. We placed the order via the app, which is very easy to use. Drinks were served to the table after a few minutes by a friendly Waitress. During our many weeks in the area we visited the restaurant several times and the food was always good. You should also look out for special offers, such as steak night on Tuesday and curry night on Thursday. If you are looking for a good but affordable meal, you have come to the right place. I recommend the Gourmet Steak or the Buttermilk Chicken Burger. Don't forget to order some Wings or Onion Rings. Most meals include a Drink!”

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  Carlos GZ

  ·3 years ago

  “Without a doubt one the best Wetherspoons I've visited, it's always good to have a decent spoons locally. The food is generally quite consistent in terms of portion size and quality, however during busy periods standards do tend to dip. I've only ever had to send food back on a handful of occasions as it was lukewarm, the portion size was on the small side or it was missing a key ingredient. The staff here are superb and genuinely friendly, the only issue being at certain times of day or on specific days you will struggle to find a table. Service is quick for drinks and for food the majority of the time, but you will experience longer than normal waits during busy periods. This is down to the fact that it's a very well visited place in Caerphilly and value for money, though like everywhere else prices have crept up a fair bit multiple times.”

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  Khalid Falvey

  ·5 years ago

  “Nice Clean venue, spacious & plenty of guidance & guidelines in place and clearly visible. Friendly and informative staff who knew their products. Good range of food and drink available at really reasonable prices. 1 or 2 idiotic boys on there but staff dealt with them quickly , nice vibe and relaxed atmosphere.”

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  Joey Paysinger

  ·6 years ago

  “Sprawling in the way all Wetherspoons are, this outlet offers predictably affordable dining options with a similarly unsurprising lack of customer service. The bar staff seem to be doing their best to keep up with the clientele, but from my experience their tone can be interpreted as rude and disinterested. Caerphilly admittedly has few restaurant options, but you can certainly do better than this.”

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