The Square Sail

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  Geoff Telford

  ·1 month ago

  “Always good to return to a Spoons. Great service and staff.”

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  Phill

  ·4 months ago

  “Great spoons on the waterfront in Lincoln. Small outdoor space busy on sunny days but plenty of seating inside.”

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  mr kingham

  ·5 months ago

  “Fish and chips. Very nice. Well cooked. Service very friendly. Would recommend”

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  F T

  ·6 months ago

  “The Sail I’ve been to more Wetherspoons than I can count up and down the country, so I like to think I know a good one when I see it—and The Sail in Lincoln is definitely up there. Like any proper Spoons, I judge it on one thing above all else: value for money. And this place absolutely delivers. Cheap pints, solid pub grub, and no nonsense. You know exactly what you’re getting, and it does it well. The location by the Brayford is a big bonus—nice views, plenty of space, and a good atmosphere whether you’re popping in for a quick drink or settling in for a few. Service is quick, and everything runs like you’d expect from a well-managed Spoons. Having been to loads of them, I can say this is one of the better ones. It sticks to the formula, doesn’t try to be anything it’s not, and gives you exactly what you want: reliable food and drink at a price that still feels like a bargain. A top-tier Spoons in my book. 🍺”

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  David Grimmett

  ·6 months ago

  “Great location on the harbour, plenty of seating, ordered their 3 small plates for £14.99. 8" pizza, loaded fries and chicken strips. Used the qr code on the table, food was delivered very quickly and was hot and fresh. Great value for 2 to share. Bar staff were efficient if a little "frosty".”

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  Isabelle Armstrong

  ·6 months ago

  “This wetherspoons is responsible for heinous crimes. The waiter, which I must clarify was wearing a disgustingly garish geometric button up, who served mine and my pals table was nothing but cruel. In fact, We had an entirely different server before hand who didn’t feel a need to start a row and served my friend and I’s drinks with no complications (ALCOHOL FREE DRINKS) My other friend proceeded to join us at the table, optimistic for a nice refreshing SOBERING drink. However, Mr. Maker had other plans. This cruel man rushed over to the table and proceeded to remove not only one of our alcohol free beverages, but all. He claimed we needed ID and accused us of trying to IMITATE drinking alcohol, something i desperately needed to get through this jarring interaction. Then, the same man proceeded to come over again and accuse us of having a dog, searching underneath the table and looking around as if I had one stuffed down my pants. This was intimidating and led my recovering alcoholic friend into a spiral. She’s now been sent to rehab due to this interaction and received no compensation for her drink. I’ve not only lost my dignity, but also my only true friend. Shame on you all at the square sail.”

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  Rachel Siddall

  ·8 months ago

  “I used to visit this Wetherspoons regularly over a decade ago during my university years. It was always busy, but functional, reliable, and did what it needed to do. I recently returned with my partner and two children, and while the venue was absolutely rammed, the overall experience was disappointing. The service felt largely disengaged. Most staff appeared uninterested or overwhelmed, with only one member of staff standing out as genuinely attentive and willing to check in with us - which, to be fair, was appreciated. Unfortunately, the food quality did not match expectations. It arrived dry and clearly microwaved, and overall felt rushed rather than prepared with care. Despite how busy the space was, the experience lacked organisation and basic attentiveness, which made it difficult to enjoy a family visit. It’s noticeable how much the atmosphere and standards have shifted over the years. While I understand the pressures hospitality staff are under, consistency and basic customer care still matter - especially in a venue handling such high footfall.”

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  Mike Thompson

  ·11 months ago

  “the Square Sail — Lincoln’s answer to “fine dining on a budget” and a proud member of the nationwide Wetherspoons family, where consistency is king and lighting is legally required to be one shade above “cryptic dungeon.” We went for the spicy Korean chicken bowl, and to my delight, the portion size wasn’t as tight as the Ritz (where they seem to think three peas and a drizzle count as a main). No, this bowl had substance — chicken, spice, and just enough flavour to make you feel mildly exotic while still sitting in a pub that smells faintly of chips and despair. The place was as tidy as any self-respecting spoons, which is to say: clean enough, but don’t drop a chip or it might be there to greet you next week. The service was the usual “efficient indifference,” which I admire, to be honest — it’s almost poetic. Lighting was the standard dim and moody vibe, perfect for hiding your tears after a third refill coffee. Speaking of which, the coffee machine hasn’t been upgraded yet, still proudly sputtering out liquid caffeine from the early 2000s. Outside, the seating area offered lovely Brayford views and a fine parade of the “usual spoons attire” — tracksuits, pints, and life stories in every puff of smoke. But the midday true entertainment came from nearby: a woman producing the kind of deep, guttural phlegm symphony that would put a wild boar to shame. Every 30 seconds, a snort that could rattle pint glasses. I thought it was her companion at first, but no — she was the soloist, and we were the unwilling audience. All in all, a classic Wetherspoons experience: cheap, cheerful, weirdly fascinating, and just the right blend of comfort and chaos”

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  Adrian Burch

  ·1 year ago

  “This is a very large spacious outlet with about 60 tables the large bar for Selling all the food and drinks you would expect in a Wetherspoons . The bonus is you are right next to the River Witham. * Location: Passes through the heart of Victorian Lincoln. * Features: It goes through the Brayford Pool, a historic area of water in the city, and under the ancient High Bridge. * History: The river has a history of transport and navigation, connecting Lincoln to the sea at Boston. If this has been helpful, please like the review and follow me and I’ll follow you back thank you and have a lovely day .”

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  Brett Pearson

  ·2 years ago

  “Eaten three times here while on holiday in Lincoln. Very good value for money. Where will you get a starter and two mains with an alcoholic drink each for £30? Easy app to use and service was always good, no matter how busy they were. Quality of the food was amazing and portion sizes are good. Would recommend to anyone.”

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