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About Smart Cafe
Smart Cafe is a breakfast cafe at 334 Bath Rd in Slough, built around the full English. The cooked plate comes with bacon and sausages, and a larger full breakfast sits alongside it on the menu. Halal meat options are available for the full English, so guests who eat halal can order the cooked breakfast with meat they can have. Poached eggs on toast are also on the menu for a simpler plate. The cafe reopened after a fire and now serves breakfast again.
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Reviews
What reviewers say
Reviewers most often mention full english breakfast, halal breakfast options, huge portions and reasonable prices.
What reviewers say
Reviewers most often mention full english breakfast, halal breakfast options, huge portions and reasonable prices.
Customer Review Summary
Most reviewers come for the full breakfast, with the full English and the large halal breakfast named most often, and they describe fresh food that looked as good as it tasted. Huge portions and reasonable pricing come up repeatedly, along with friendly, polite staff and a cafe one reviewer calls clean. Halal meat options are singled out as a bonus, and a few say it has become a regular breakfast stop. The negatives are sharp but fewer. One diner found the poached eggs on toast disgusting, with toast that tasted soaked in water and then burnt. Another disliked white bits on the bacon, crinkle cut chips and sausages that looked unappealing, and was bothered by delivery app notifications pinging constantly. One reviewer suggests a hot drink should come with the breakfast. Another says the large halal breakfast meant no more eating until dinner.
Customer Review Summary
Most reviewers come for the full breakfast, with the full English and the large halal breakfast named most often, and they describe fresh food that looked as good as it tasted. Huge portions and reasonable pricing come up repeatedly, along with friendly, polite staff and a cafe one reviewer calls clean. Halal meat options are singled out as a bonus, and a few say it has become a regular breakfast stop. The negatives are sharp but fewer. One diner found the poached eggs on toast disgusting, with toast that tasted soaked in water and then burnt. Another disliked white bits on the bacon, crinkle cut chips and sausages that looked unappealing, and was bothered by delivery app notifications pinging constantly. One reviewer suggests a hot drink should come with the breakfast. Another says the large halal breakfast meant no more eating until dinner.
Featured reviews
- Oliwia Zimna
“The food was the most disgusting meal I've ever eaten. We ordered poached eggs on toast. The toast tasted like it was soaked in water and then burnt. The egg was also disgusting. Definitely no recommendations to eat there at all. The waitress was nice. The cook needs to go through culinary school again as i dont know how you can make such an easy meal so bad. Please avoid.”
- mo ali
“the food was spot on. it looked as good as it tasted definitely will be coming back the staff and the owner were really nice and helpful”
- Mira Elfaramawi
“The food was absolutely amazing — every dish was fresh, full of flavor, and cooked perfectly. On top of that, their customer service was great. The staff were friendly, attentive, and made sure we had everything we needed the whole time. Overall, it was a really enjoyable experience and I’d definitely recommend coming here.”
- Zak
“Really wasn’t great at all. White bits on the bacon from cooking (not the end of the world but still), crinkle cut chips? Crinkle cut chips in a cafe doesn’t bode well with me unfortunately for me. Sausages tasted fine but just looked bad, and some Deliveroo Uber eats notifying sound pinging off every minute just added fuel to the fire. Didn’t enjoy it at smart cafe, and only went because my local was shut but I won’t even think about coming here again.”
- Hayley michelle Smith
“Just what we needed before the new year's eve diet starts x”
Hours
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Good to know
- AccessibilityWheelchair-accessible entrance · Wheelchair-accessible seating
Amenities
- Wheelchair-accessible entrance
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- Wheelchair-accessible seating
Location
Cafes near Smart Cafe
- Three Tuns Cafe4.78411.3 mi
huge cooked breakfast, fresh food made to order, coffee
- 2.6 mi
desi breakfast, karak chai, samosa chaat
- Jenners Riverside Cafe4.17912.8 mi
mini golf, parking charges, light breakfast
| Place | Rating | Distance | Mentioned in reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| Smart Cafe | 4.1110 | — | full english breakfast, halal breakfast options, huge portions |
| Three Tuns Cafe | 4.7841 | 1.3 mi | huge cooked breakfast, fresh food made to order, coffee |
| CHARISHTA - Best Breakfast & Lunch in Slough, UK | 4.584 | 2.6 mi | desi breakfast, karak chai, samosa chaat |
| Jenners Riverside Cafe | 4.1791 | 2.8 mi | mini golf, parking charges, light breakfast |
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