No Monkey Business

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  mike amos

  ·4 days ago

  “Very impressive place , turned up on Thursday lunch time , no seats inside but the friendly guy said we could sit outside , wasn't to keen as it was cold , no problem there was heaters , food didn't take long to arrive , quite large portions well worth the money , ceaser flatbread , Welsh rarebit , beautiful to look at and tasted sublime”

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  Lee Chafer

  ·1 week ago

  “Fantastic breakfast made with quality ingredients. The Chai latte was the tastiest I've had. 👍🏻”

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  Nigel Conn

  ·2 weeks ago

  “We love this little café we have been here several times. The breakfast is awesome and the coffee is just beautiful. We were served by Max and Scarlett who were very friendly and Madow experience really good.”

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  Nat Holden

  ·3 weeks ago

  “Really nice little spot but I was disappointed by the ai images on the wall. It just levels a bad taste in your mouth, especially when the whole theme of the place is around wellness and goodness. Just get some art from a national park print shop or desenio, it would really compliment the personality of the place, because the staff were so lovely and the food was great! It deserves to have visuals that compliment that ❤️”

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  The Old Man and the Sea

  ·3 weeks ago

  “The Good: We only had hot drinks which were fine. Cosy place when it's cold outside. Not sure about the posters in the cafe. Lovely service, friendly and polite. The Bad: Nothing to report. The Ugly: Nothing to report.”

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  Aleksandra Gorczyca

  ·4 weeks ago

  “Food was really good, maybe slightly on the higher side. But service was quite poor. I had to wait 20 minutes at the my table before I got served, (a girl seated me) another customer had to tell me the staff I’ve been waiting which should never be the case, if other customers can tell service is being poor it’s not a good sign. Food came out rather quickly, compliments to the chef! After I was done, I had to wait a further 20-25 minutes till my plate was cleared. I had a check back done right before I was done, this should be done a couple of bites into the dish to ensure the meal is fine. They never cleared my plate, on 3 occasions two staff members walked past me and didn’t bother to take the plate. In the end after the 4th time a member of staff walked past I just asked for the bill as it’s not fun waiting for the plate to be cleared to get a dessert! Staff need more training, coming from someone who trains staff in hospitality myself. They should be having much more attention to customers rather than laughing and giggling in the back with other staff for everyone to hear. I was a single diner, staff should know it does not take 20 minutes or more to order a meal and a drink. Ps. No one else was ordering at the beginning to the end of the visit, two couples next to me had finished their food and paid (one was waiting with empty plates for a while once I got there and they just got up to pay the bill). The business could make more profit if plate are cleared and if customers are asked if they wish for a sweet treat.”

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  Margareta Lamackova

  ·1 month ago

  “Lovely little cafe in Keswick! The food is so flavourful and the hot chocolate is a must! The staff is also very attentive and kind, would highly recommend!”

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  Paul Chapman

  ·1 month ago

  “I had a bacon roll here and it was lovely.”

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  Drew Tuck

  ·1 month ago

  “A warm welcome followed by a super tasty breakfast and a great coffee.”