The Lobster Smack

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  Lola Sparrow Cole

  ·1 month ago

  “Came here the other day with family. Evelyn was our waitress and was so friendly and attentive. She went above and beyond making sure we had the best experience. I myself had the pork belly- which was just delightful. The lobster smack is clean and nicely decorated with a lovely outside area, making it a lovely place to come either with family or friends. We will be back!”

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  Tabby Fay

  ·3 months ago

  “When we arrived, we all sat outside at table 36 and my dad and another person we was with went up to the counter to order the food and whilst they were doing so, a waitress came over with some food and asked if the table we were sitting at was table 43 and we said no, this is table 36. If this place hasn’t done it yet, maybe have 2 sheets of paper on the door, 1 to show indoor layout w/table numbers and 1 to show outdoor layout w/table numbers so waitresses don’t get confused about what table/number is what. When my mum went to order what was on the specials, (special board was, I think, in the building), she was told that there was no specials for that day. If there’s no specials, then don’t have a board out as that’s false advertisement. She then asked a staff member about the meat but the staff member was clueless about it. When another person we was with ordered something with pasta and sauce, we was told that it wasn’t available. Ordered fish and chips. The only thing I enjoyed was the chips. The peas were mostly dry and the dish that the peas were in had some water sitting at them bottom. The fish itself tasted a bit soggy like as if it was dipped in water and the battered part of the fish was really oily, it was like as if they put the fish straight on the plate without letting the oil drain from it first. After we had our food, some of us had the sorbet, I had the mango which was really nice.”

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  Simon Hawkins

  ·5 months ago

  “Came here without a reservation on a Saturday evening and the restaurant supervisor Natalie found us a table. The food was fantastic and the service from Natalie is why I thought I’d post a review. Absolutely worth a visit for freshly prepared stunning and delicious food with the best service in the island.”

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  Gregory Powell

  ·5 months ago

  “What a lovely little find this was, A small pirates cove smugglers den from the 1500s, turned into a Gastro delight. The staff were lovely, attentive but not too much (You know when you just need to chill and take your time with your food). The starters came quicker than expected we had a camembert starter to share it was gorgeous sexy food at its best, The mains came just at the right time after we let the starters go down,. My wife had the Lamb and I had the Pork belly, both were cooked to perfection,the meat was tender and melt in your mouth, the mash was creamy and delightful, the veg was perfect. Then we had dessert, home made deliciousness, none of that ping food you get in some restaurants or pubs, The sticky toffee pudding was off the charts and the honeycomb Cheese cake was exceptional. A must visit... Next time I'm trying the lobster burger which looked Amazing so we will be back. Xx”

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  Leah Woodman

  ·5 months ago

  “I saw the lobster smack being advertised on Facebook and large group of us decided to attend on the bank holiday Monday and it's safe to say we were not disappointed. The service, food and atmosphere were exceptional and they were very accommodating to the needs of our children. We cannot praise the staff enough with how friendly and welcoming they were. With a £5 wristband for the bouncy castle, candy floss and face paining available the kids were more than entertained. We will definitely be returning and are looking forward to it.”

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  VICTOR WHELAN

  ·6 months ago

  “Just got home stuffed, after having a very nice anniversary meal in the upgraded restaurant. We were informed that all of their food is brought in fresh daily and the don’t have any frozen meats or fish products. You can tell by the superb taste of the meals. The service was also very good not over intrusive like some establishments. Prices we found was on par with other local eateries. We will be recommending the Lobster Smack to family and friends, WELL WORTH A VISIT”

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  emily bowers

  ·11 months ago

  “We had our little boys 2nd birthday party in the function room over the weekend and the whole experience was brilliant from start to Finnish. I can’t thank Jordan enough for all his help in making the whole experience a lot less stressful and making all my guests at feel at ease. Thank you for making it so special 🤍🏁”

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  Kerry Green Photography

  ·1 year ago

  “Update: Visited again this weekend, was pleased to be able to get a 1pm table on a Saturday during Easter weekend. Great little place in a rather odd location but the charm and the warm welcome of the staff win you over. Good facilities, I noticed a baby changing located at the Ladies. Outside lots of space plus an upstairs area. We dined in the restaurant, very clean and tidy. Love the old charm of the place including the fireplace. Ordered drinks which came quickly and then food from the varied menu with lots of choices. Very satisfied customers. 19 April 2025. Lovely place to come with the family. Really enjoyed the atmosphere, friendly staff, delicious food loved it.”

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  Irina Springate

  ·3 years ago

  “Great family pub to come to enjoy your lunch with family, friends and your four legged friends. They have specially designed menus for dogs there too! Very relaxed atmosphere with delicious food and excellent service! With gluten free and vegetarian options available at your request. Booking is advised, although, when we arrived there without booking, we were lucky to be accommodated by staff fairly quick. The car park is medium size. The Lobster Smack is located where Holehaven Creek meets the river Thames which you can visit after your meat for an energetic long walk to work out your calories. :)”

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  Havana

  ·3 years ago

  “Was recommended by a friend. Very nice free house with its traditional interior design with old fashion. The waitress was very nice and friendly, however it was occasionally hard to get her attention at times. Food was very nice and the quantity was a good size for either 2 or 3 course meal for £15.50 or £18.50. Had to wait over 30 mins for the dessert which was a little disappointed. Food was well presented. Good parking is available. Would recommend.”

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