
New Kismet Takeaway
Quick info
About New Kismet Takeaway
New Kismet Takeaway is an Indian takeaway in Wishaw, on Netherton Rd at number 159E, and its menu reaches beyond curry into fast food. Lamb curries and chicken pakora cover the Indian side, while a munchie box, which includes donner pakora, and donner meat with chips offer something different. Pizzas, hoagies and burgers sit on the same menu as the curries, and chicken tikka kebabs are on the list too. The shop opens daily, evenings only.
Good to know
- ReservationsAccepts reservations
- ParkingFree parking lot · Free street parking · Usually plenty of parking
- AccessibilityWheelchair: entrance, parking lot
- Good for kidsFamily-friendly
Reviews
What reviewers say
Reviewers most often mention pizza, donner meat and chips, chicken pakora and lamb curries.
What reviewers say
Reviewers most often mention pizza, donner meat and chips, chicken pakora and lamb curries.
Customer Review Summary
Pizza is the most frequent draw, described as tasty, generously topped and well made, and one regular calls the hoagies and pizzas exceptional. One reviewer, though, found the pizza the thinnest they had seen. Chips are praised as hot and well seasoned, and the chicken pakora, lamb curries and a chicken tikka kebab each earn their own compliments, along with quick delivery and food that arrives freshly prepared. Donner splits opinion: one reviewer calls the chips and donner superb for a decent portion, while another says the donner meat is among the worst they have tasted. The sharpest complaints are specific. One customer got two munchie boxes in a row without the donner pakora and was not told, and another found the lamb boons were five bits of meat in extremely spicy tomato soup, eaten with a spoon. Staff are repeatedly called friendly and helpful, and a crew repairing a burst water pipe outside were given free food and drinks after a long day.
Customer Review Summary
Pizza is the most frequent draw, described as tasty, generously topped and well made, and one regular calls the hoagies and pizzas exceptional. One reviewer, though, found the pizza the thinnest they had seen. Chips are praised as hot and well seasoned, and the chicken pakora, lamb curries and a chicken tikka kebab each earn their own compliments, along with quick delivery and food that arrives freshly prepared. Donner splits opinion: one reviewer calls the chips and donner superb for a decent portion, while another says the donner meat is among the worst they have tasted. The sharpest complaints are specific. One customer got two munchie boxes in a row without the donner pakora and was not told, and another found the lamb boons were five bits of meat in extremely spicy tomato soup, eaten with a spoon. Staff are repeatedly called friendly and helpful, and a crew repairing a burst water pipe outside were given free food and drinks after a long day.
Featured reviews
- Google user
“Working outside The New Kismet in Wishaw on a burst water pipe. Went into New Kismet and the owner and staff treated us really well, gave me and the squad some free food and drinks. The pizza was outstanding, really tasty and was much appreciated as we had been working for 15 hours by this point. Thanks New Kismet. Absolute Gentlemen 😊”
- Google user
“It is a very tasty pizza, generously topped and well-made and very good hospitality!😍😍 Thanks for that!!”
- Google user
“Been using this takeaway since they opened. Consistently good, hoagies and pizzas are exceptional. Delivery is quick as well. Can't fault them.”
- Google user
“Wow! This Takeaway is AMAZING! The food is delicious and the staff are extremely friendly and helpful!. I personally am very hard to please when it comes to eating out and take away, my hubby suggested we try The New Kesmit in Netherton Wishaw and now I wouldn’t go anywhere else! I look forward to my Saturday night treat of a Chicken Tikka Kebab which is always amazing! I have NEVER had a meal from this takeaway that was mediocre, GREAT FOOD, SERVICE AND STAFF. I would HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT!”
- Google user
“2 munchie boxes in a row now with no donner pakora. Food otherwise is ok. But if you got no donner pakora let the customer know. I could have went somewhere closer but travelled to you because you do the donner pakora in the munchie box. Twice not I have been let down. I am not Coming back.”
Hours
- Monday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Friday
- Saturday
- Sunday
Highlights
- Popular for dinner
Amenities
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Accepts reservations
- Delivery
- Takeout
- Family-friendly
- Casual
Show more amenities
- Onsite services
- Late-night food
- LGBTQ+ friendly
- Free parking lot
- Parking· 2
- Free street parking
- Usually plenty of parking
- Offerings· 1
- Quick bite
- Crowd· 1
- Transgender safespace
- Dining options· 1
- Dinner
- Accessibility· 1
- Wheelchair accessible parking lot
Location
Indian restaurants near New Kismet Takeaway
- Tandoori Mahal4.51682.2 mi£1–10
donner kebab, chicken korma, lamb bhuna
- The Bombay Cottage4.21,5233.6 mi£20–30
huge naan bread, chilli chicken starter, large curry portions
- Anzars Tandoori Takeaway4.11194.2 mi
pakora, curry, donner
| Place | Rating | Distance | Price | Mentioned in reviews |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| New Kismet Takeaway | 3.592 | — | £10–20 | pizza, donner meat and chips, chicken pakora |
| Tandoori Mahal | 4.5168 | 2.2 mi | £1–10 | donner kebab, chicken korma, lamb bhuna |
| The Bombay Cottage | 4.21,523 | 3.6 mi | £20–30 | huge naan bread, chilli chicken starter, large curry portions |
| Anzars Tandoori Takeaway | 4.1119 | 4.2 mi | — | pakora, curry, donner |
The 3 nearest indian restaurants by distance. Ratings, hours and review terms come from public business profiles.




