Pizza & Pasta

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  Brandon Syphas

  ·1 month ago

  “Pizza has not that much cheese and sauce, but the garlic bread is the best thing 😋 …”

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  Sam James

  ·1 month ago

  “TLDR: AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Absolutely dead, should have been a sign. 4 pastas (one of them is Garlic Bread) and 4 pizzas to choose from. All of them vile. Dry pizzas, limited toppings, very low on toppings, to the point some of the slices of salami pizza didn’t have salami on. The pasta was just inedible, the meat on the bolognaise was like ground up gristle (reminds me of the simpsons ‘there’s very little meat in these gym mats’). The cheesy pasta tastes like someone has described a macaroni cheese to someone badly and then they have made it from that description. Inedible. The drinks, even worse. It’s squash, diluted badly. I had one glass of orange and poured it away and had water. No refill soft drinks, not even diet ones. The salad, the salad was the saviour of going out hungry after 1 bite of everything. The salad was okay, they managed not to mess this up, the dressings are a no go though. Besides the salad the best thing was that we could absolutely slate this place on the review us tablet on the way out, I mean it’s brave having that there! Staff were not an issue, feel VERY sorry for them if I’m honest. This place used to be great! I get its theme park food and dining, but I think Aramark mixed up the theme park and prison food. This was on top of dining at Vibes the night before which was also dire. Merlin, DUMP ARAMARK! Or at least force the Aramark & Merlin CEO’s to eat this ‘food’.”

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  Erol Huseyin

  ·5 months ago

  “What. The. Hell. Has. Happened. To. This. Place!? I deleted my previous review to leave this new one with an even lower score. Walked in and paid the new extremely inflated prices, only to find that there are no fizzy drinks (even though advertised outside), AND there is no pepperoni pizza, it’s now Salami pizza, even though the picture still clearly shows pepperoni pizza. The food is even more disgusting and far more limited than it ever was and now with the added insult of juice on tap rather than fizzy drinks. The drinks, omg. What watered down nasty squash crap is this? It’s not even fresh juice, it’s all cordial. So you’re telling me that switching from fizzy drinks to cordial is healthier? ITS WORSE!!! The pizza. Despite coming out fresh basically all tasted the same. The salami pizza, disgusting. Where’s pepperoni gone? This is a scam place. Absolute con. Stay clear!!! Swerve it and go Burger King next door. The pasta is ok but more tasteless rubbish. All Merlin food outlets need to be avoided. Bring your own food or go to the branded ones like KFC or Burger King. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. JUICE!!!! I mean, I’m in shock. Cordial, squash, watery fake juice. Don’t make me laugh. Not even fresh.”

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  _Mercuryyy

  ·1 year ago

  “the worst place i’ve ever been, all staff are like zombies, a man pacing round the buffet picking up food with his hands eating stood up repeatedly coughing with no staff even acknowledging, food was terrible all pasta was almost inedible, …”

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  Stanley Dunthorne

  ·2 years ago

  “Wasn't expecting a lot but even so, this was terrible. It's £17.50. The pizza is worse than the cheapest supermarket frozen pizza and the pasta was inedible. The restaurant is bleak with little natural light. I'd be fine with the quality if this was £10 but £17.50 is obscene. Teenage staff running it were doing a fine job and it was kept clean. Opted for here as at least we could have quantity over quality, and there's not a whole lot of choice in the park.”