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About Scoff & Patter
Scoff & Patter is a cafe in Bishopton, at 1 Dalgety Drive, running an all-day menu that moves from breakfast and brunch into lunch and afternoon tea. Savoury crepes share the menu with a cooked breakfast, and the wide choice of dishes comes in large portions. Sandwiches and vegetarian options sit within that range, while cakes and a list of hot drinks cover the lighter end of the menu. The cafe is part of a group with several branches, including the original branch.
Good to know
- ReservationsAccepts reservations
- ParkingFree parking lot · Free street parking · Parking
- AccessibilityWheelchair: entrance, parking lot, restroom, seating
- Good for kidsGood for kids · High chairs · Kids' menu
- DietaryVegan options · Vegetarian options
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Reviews
What reviewers say
Reviewers most often mention large portion sizes, cooked breakfast, savoury crepe and afternoon tea.
What reviewers say
Reviewers most often mention large portion sizes, cooked breakfast, savoury crepe and afternoon tea.
Customer Review Summary
Reviewers most often single out the generous portion sizes, mentioned alongside a wide menu, from a savoury crepe filled with pesto chicken and peppers to a tasty cooked breakfast and a sandwich one diner called the greatest of their life. Brunch, a late lunch and an afternoon tea for a birthday also draw praise. Close behind is the staff, described as friendly, welcoming and kind even when extremely busy, with one counter worker sorting out hot water for a flask without charging. Coffee, mocha and hot chocolate get brief mentions, as do good veggie options and the outside space where one visitor sat with their dog. The main complaint comes from a single reviewer who had loved two other branches but found this one disappointing: the wrong food arrived and was sent back, then eggs came overcooked on one plate and undercooked on their partner's.
Customer Review Summary
Reviewers most often single out the generous portion sizes, mentioned alongside a wide menu, from a savoury crepe filled with pesto chicken and peppers to a tasty cooked breakfast and a sandwich one diner called the greatest of their life. Brunch, a late lunch and an afternoon tea for a birthday also draw praise. Close behind is the staff, described as friendly, welcoming and kind even when extremely busy, with one counter worker sorting out hot water for a flask without charging. Coffee, mocha and hot chocolate get brief mentions, as do good veggie options and the outside space where one visitor sat with their dog. The main complaint comes from a single reviewer who had loved two other branches but found this one disappointing: the wrong food arrived and was sent back, then eggs came overcooked on one plate and undercooked on their partner's.
Featured reviews
- Shirley
“Went for a late lunch with our dog and sat in the lovely outside space. The food was delicious and the staff were so friendly. Will definitely be back.”
- Rob Osman
“Hands down one of my favourite recent food experience. After 44yrs on this earth, I've just eaten the greatest sandwich of my life, and I've eaten a lot of sandwiches. Fantastic staff, more than fair pricing and fab coffee.”
- Sarah Olchowy
“Visiting Scotland for a family holiday and we had a lovely breakfast here! Really big portion and good ingredients! Thank you to the friendly waitresses that served us and made us feel welcome! 😊”
- Marina
“Really nice place. Great portion sizes & variety of food. Good veggie options.”
- Dog100
“Tasty cooked breakfast. Good selection of food on the menu. Tasty mocha and hot chocolate.”
Hours
- Monday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Friday
- Saturday
- Sunday
Highlights
“All-day eatery offering breakfast, brunch, lunch, coffee, cakes & ice cream.”
- Great coffee
- Great dessert
- Great tea selection
- Popular for breakfast
- Popular for lunch
- Popular for solo dining
Amenities
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Accepts reservations
- Outdoor seating
- Delivery
- Takeout
- Dine-in
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- Good for kids
- Vegan options
- Alcohol
- Cozy
- Onsite services
- Coffee
- Dining options· 6
- Breakfast
- Brunch
- Lunch
- Dessert
- Seating
- Table service
- Facilities· 1
- Restroom
- Atmosphere· 2
- Casual
- Trendy
- Offerings· 5
- Healthy options
- Quick bite
- Small plates
- Vegetarian options
- Wine
- Highlights· 2
- Great dessert
- Great tea selection
- Popular for· 1
- Solo dining
- Crowd· 1
- Groups
- Accessibility· 3
- Wheelchair accessible parking lot
- Wheelchair accessible restroom
- Wheelchair accessible seating
- Parking· 3
- Free parking lot
- Free street parking
- Parking
- Family-friendly· 2
- High chairs
- Kids' menu
Location
Cafes near Scoff & Patter
- Dalmuir Cafe4.72592.9 mi£10–20Outdoor seatingDeliveryReservations
weekly specials, Mexican Benedict, salt and chilli hash browns
- Vault 94 Atomic Diner4.71243.6 mi£1–10Outdoor seatingVegetarian optionsDelivery
coffee, scottish breakfast, philly cheese steak ciabatta
- The Birch Café4.61694.4 mi
full breakfast, cakes, vegetarian options
| Place | Rating | Distance | Price | Mentioned in reviews |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoff & PatterOutdoor seating · Vegetarian options · Delivery | 4.4349 | — | £10–20 | large portion sizes, cooked breakfast, savoury crepe |
| Dalmuir CafeOutdoor seating · Delivery · Reservations | 4.7259 | 2.9 mi | £10–20 | weekly specials, Mexican Benedict, salt and chilli hash browns |
| Vault 94 Atomic DinerOutdoor seating · Vegetarian options · Delivery | 4.7124 | 3.6 mi | £1–10 | coffee, scottish breakfast, philly cheese steak ciabatta |
| The Birch Café | 4.6169 | 4.4 mi | — | full breakfast, cakes, vegetarian options |
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