Grumpy Goose Coulsdon

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  Duncan Cumming

  ·1 week ago

  “Delicious corn fritters with halloumi and poached egg, and chorizo/sweet potato/fried egg bagel”

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  Victoria Sollecito

  ·1 week ago

  “Always a great brunch and friendly service”

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  Ekrem Ünver

  ·3 weeks ago

  “30 minutes in, not a single person around to take orders, no communication at all, other customers left with us. I’d say avoid at busy times but it wasn’t busy at all, issues in staffing.”

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  Chris Cox

  ·1 month ago

  “Always a pleasure. Great food and a really nice environment”

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  Adam Relihan

  ·1 month ago

  “Delicious coffee, nice staff. Bit pricey to build your own breakfast, but pancakes AMAZING.”

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  Jaini Shah

  ·1 month ago

  “🍽 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝗱: 𝟵/𝟭𝟬 - 𝗔 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘅𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 𝗙𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲𝘀, 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝘃𝗼𝘂𝗿. 💰𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲: 𝟴.𝟱/𝟭𝟬 - 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲. 𝗔 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗯𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽. 🤵🏽‍♂️𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲: 𝟵/𝟭𝟬 - 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘅𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹, 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗮 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 𝗮 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴. ✨𝗔𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲: 𝟵/𝟭𝟬 - 𝗖𝗼𝘀𝘆, 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘅𝗲𝗱, 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗯𝗲.”

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  Anna Heya

  ·2 months ago

  “I happened to be in the area and had ran out of coffee beans so went in to check. The girls behind the counter were very helpful in checking with the manager if they had newer roasts. Went home and brewed an espresso, it certainly didn’t disappoint! Will be back again if I’m ever in the area”

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  Akshara Naren

  ·2 months ago

  “The food was truly disappointing for the price. I ordered a Caesar salad bowl for £8.50, and unfortunately, it was nowhere near what I expected. I also spent £4.50 on a matcha, which was okay-ish, but I simply cannot overlook how poor the food was, especially at that price. The lettuce, chicken, and bread tasted as though they had been sitting there for days. The ingredients were extremely hard to chew, and the overall taste seemed stale or almost spoiled. I feel very disappointed that I spent my money on a meal that was this unpleasant. I really hope they could fix the quality of the food because, this is not fair for the price they charge from the customers.”

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