
Beano's Cafe
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About Beano's Cafe
Beano's Cafe is a cafe in Bexleyheath, found at 164 Mayplace Rd E. The food menu covers a varied range of dishes, and coffee is served alongside it, so a drink can go with a meal. Cappuccino and tea are among the drinks served, which gives visitors a choice between coffee and tea when ordering. Parking nearby is limited, so anyone arriving by car should plan for that before setting out.
Good to know
- ParkingFree parking lot · Free street parking · Parking
- AccessibilityWheelchair: entrance, seating
- Good for kidsGood for kids · High chairs · Kids' menu
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Reviews
What reviewers say
Reviewers most often mention coffee, liver and bacon, snickers milkshake and cappuccino.
What reviewers say
Reviewers most often mention coffee, liver and bacon, snickers milkshake and cappuccino.
Customer Review Summary
Coffee is the most frequent draw at this Bexleyheath cafe, with reviewers calling it excellent and singling out the cappuccino, though one found it only ok. Food comes next. Diners praise a varied menu and great portions, naming liver and bacon with onion gravy and chips as excellent and the meat as really good. The Snickers milkshakes are described as banging, and one visitor who only had tea found the place very clean and welcoming. Staff are repeatedly called friendly, polite and wonderful, and several say they return often, some with family. A few call it worth checking out. The one lukewarm review mentions extra seats out back and limited parking, and describes no frills sausages and bacon with average portions and lukewarm beans, with crusty bread as the one plus.
Customer Review Summary
Coffee is the most frequent draw at this Bexleyheath cafe, with reviewers calling it excellent and singling out the cappuccino, though one found it only ok. Food comes next. Diners praise a varied menu and great portions, naming liver and bacon with onion gravy and chips as excellent and the meat as really good. The Snickers milkshakes are described as banging, and one visitor who only had tea found the place very clean and welcoming. Staff are repeatedly called friendly, polite and wonderful, and several say they return often, some with family. A few call it worth checking out. The one lukewarm review mentions extra seats out back and limited parking, and describes no frills sausages and bacon with average portions and lukewarm beans, with crusty bread as the one plus.
Featured reviews
- R3VIEWS
“Amazing service and food would definitely recommend”
- dave anderson
“The Snickers milkshakes are banging. Coffee also excellent.”
- Andy Robinson
“5 star cafe, been there a few times, excellent service and food”
- john fox
“Lovely cafe with a varied menu and the staff are nice and polite. Food is brilliant as is the cappuccino 🙂.”
- Samantha Forster
“The food is amazing, the service is exceptionally well and their meat is really good. This is a go to place for me.”
Hours
- Monday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Friday
- Saturday
- Sunday
Highlights
- Great coffee
- Great dessert
- Great tea selection
- Popular for breakfast
- Popular for lunch
- Popular for solo dining
Amenities
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Free parking lot
- Takeout
- Dine-in
- Good for kids
- Casual
Show more amenities
- Coffee
- Quick bite
- Dessert
- Table service
- Solo dining
- Restroom
- Dining options· 4
- Breakfast
- Brunch
- Lunch
- Seating
- Highlights· 1
- Great tea selection
- Accessibility· 1
- Wheelchair accessible seating
- Parking· 2
- Free street parking
- Parking
- Crowd· 1
- Groups
- Family-friendly· 2
- High chairs
- Kids' menu
Location
Cafes near Beano's Cafe
- Long Lane Cafe4.52270.8 mi
number 1 breakfast, bacon sandwiches, poached eggs on toast
- Giggling Sausage4.67491 mi£10–20Outdoor seatingVegetarian optionsDelivery
eggs royale, turkish breakfast, salt beef sandwich
- Pablo Artisan Coffee4.8881.1 mi£1–10
avocado toast, breakfast sandwiches, fresh pastries
| Place | Rating | Distance | Price | Mentioned in reviews |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beano's Cafe | 4.6209 | — | £1–10 | coffee, liver and bacon, snickers milkshake |
| Long Lane Cafe | 4.5227 | 0.8 mi | — | number 1 breakfast, bacon sandwiches, poached eggs on toast |
| Giggling SausageOutdoor seating · Vegetarian options · Delivery | 4.6749 | 1 mi | £10–20 | eggs royale, turkish breakfast, salt beef sandwich |
| Pablo Artisan Coffee | 4.888 | 1.1 mi | £1–10 | avocado toast, breakfast sandwiches, fresh pastries |
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